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Money To Blow? Party With Paris

Raising money for The Make-A-Wish-Foundation, Kathy Hilton auctions off an invitation to join Paris and Nicky Hilton for a New Year's puke bash.

The lucky (wealthy) winner will receive a round trip ticket to Las Vegas, a two-night stay at Luxor Casino and entry to Hilton's New Year's Eve Party.

If the winner is up to Paris' standards, he/she may be engaged in conversation. If winning bidder is ugly, he/she may help serve drinks and like it!

AS you can see, it took 29 desperato bids to get the auction up to $2700. Pretty much the cost of the airfare, hotel stay and tickets to any regular New Year's party.

Paris' New Movie Horrible

Continuing to try to convince America that she really does have talent, Paris Hilton's new movie 'The Hottie & The Nottie' teaser was recently released. It's nice to know our doubts have once again been confirmed.

The movie is expected to be out on Valentines day. We can recommend no better way of running a potential love interest off than to attend this monstrosity of a movie, but to each their own!

Jamie Lynn Spears - Pregnancy Confirmed?

Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney's 16 year old sister has stolen her fair share of the tabloid's attention this week. Sources are saying that the rumors of her pregnancy are true, and that both K-fed and Jamie's mother were both told of the pregnancy prior to the story broke in the tabloids.

Jamie, the lead actress in Nickelodeon's Zoey101, was considered the family's "big hope" according to a source close to the family.

“Jamie Lynn was this family’s big hope. With Britney, one minute you’re in, the next you’re out,” said the source. “Brit had been supporting her family for years, and now all eyes were on Jamie Lynn.”

Another source close to the family speculates that K-Fed (Kevin Federline) knew about the pregnancy before her own mother did.

“Kevin knew before Britney that Jamie Lynn is pregnant. In fact, Britney’s [somewhat estranged] mom Lynne, [who has become tight with Kevin in the wake of her troubles with her daughter and grandchildren], told Kevin about it on Monday, [December 17], because Lynne wanted Kevin to be prepared when Britney found out.” pagesix.com

Vice Reaction: A Spears in hand is NOT worth two in the bush. Well take them both. Double the insanity. Double the speculation. Bartender.... You better make it a double, period.

Nicole Kidman - Following The Yellow Brick Road

Sydney Australia - Suited in an outfit that would make tin foil jealous, Nicole arrives in Sydney Australia to promote her latest film premier. We're not quite sure why the Scarecrow, Lion or Dorothy's little dog didn't attend, but we are sure it's just another step in Kidman's yellow brick road.

Jessica Simpson Bombs Again

Us Weekly has confirmed that Jessica Simpon's most recent film Blonde Ambition won't make it to the silver screen. Instead, it will be relegated to DVD merchandising starting in January.

Us Magazine states:

"The movie is absolutely horrible. It's just a bamb, mainly because of Jessica's acting."

Simpson's PR Rep however keeps insisting, "It's definitely a theatrical release."

Vice Reaction: Does being banned to the DVD merchandising biz mean curtains for Simpson? We're not sure but, we'll miss counting her flops.